Archive for the ‘john kerry jokes’ category

The Democrats have taken control of the house

November 10, 2006

So what am I going to do with a fridge full of congressional pork the Republicans left behind?

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John Kerry is no Stephen Colbert

November 4, 2006

He’s the new Lenny Bruce. Well, OK, the new Dane Cook. With the election looming, don’t you wish he’d just leave the standup comedy to the experts? “Take my wife Teressa, please… no, seriously….”