Secret secrets of the surgeon general

 He only has your best interests at heart….

Harry Potter and the Deathly Order of Incompetence

All good things must come to an end….

Scooter Libby walks. What would George Washington say?

4th of July.  A day for reflection on various people called George….

State of the Union, “And the Oscar goes to…”

The President is still living in the heady Summer of 2006, when anything seemed possible…

Bushpocalypse Now

‘Curious’ George Bush finally made it to Vietnam, and decided that things would be different in Iraq, based on his prior experiences in Vietnam. ‘Two and a Half Men’ star Charlie Sheen declined to join him on this historic trip.

The Democrats have taken control of the house

So what am I going to do with a fridge full of congressional pork the Republicans left behind?

John Kerry is no Stephen Colbert

He’s the new Lenny Bruce. Well, OK, the new Dane Cook. With the election looming, don’t you wish he’d just leave the standup comedy to the experts? “Take my wife Teressa, please… no, seriously….”

George Bush’s Mexican Border Fence

It’s just one reason that the Scots and the Mexicans have a lot in common.  Can the feasts and the orgies be far behind?

George Bush addresses recent, tragic events

I interupt my usual rhetoric to bring you a special message from our Commander in Chief. Once again civil liberties are at risk…

George Bush backrub fiasco…

Did he learn nothing watching Pulp Fiction.  To date, this is my biggest viral hit.  Even though it goes on a little too long and kind of fizzles out.  At one point it was in the YouTube top 20, and probably the lowest rated video in the YouTube top 40. Oh well…