If we’re serious about winning this war, we’re going to have to put more troops on the ground, and put more Baby Jesus in the SuperBowl. Or so says the President.
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‘Curious’ George Bush finally made it to Vietnam, and decided that things would be different in Iraq, based on his prior experiences in Vietnam. ‘Two and a Half Men’ star Charlie Sheen declined to join him on this historic trip.
He’s the new Lenny Bruce. Well, OK, the new Dane Cook. With the election looming, don’t you wish he’d just leave the standup comedy to the experts? “Take my wife Teressa, please… no, seriously….”
Someday we’ll look back on 72 virgins jokes as the airline peanuts jokes of their era (and seventy two peanuts? you’d be lucky to get seven… or maybe two…) but for now? I think there’s still time… anyway, what are our adult film stars doing for the war effort?