Archive for the ‘Iraq War’ category

George Bush’s SuperBowl troop surge

January 13, 2007

If we’re serious about winning this war, we’re going to have to put more troops on the ground, and put more Baby Jesus in the SuperBowl. Or so says the President.

Bushpocalypse Now

November 19, 2006

‘Curious’ George Bush finally made it to Vietnam, and decided that things would be different in Iraq, based on his prior experiences in Vietnam. ‘Two and a Half Men’ star Charlie Sheen declined to join him on this historic trip.

John Kerry is no Stephen Colbert

November 4, 2006

He’s the new Lenny Bruce. Well, OK, the new Dane Cook. With the election looming, don’t you wish he’d just leave the standup comedy to the experts? “Take my wife Teressa, please… no, seriously….”

72 virgins…. WWJD (what would Jenna do?)

August 22, 2006

Someday we’ll look back on 72 virgins jokes as the airline peanuts jokes of their era (and seventy two peanuts? you’d be lucky to get seven… or maybe two…) but for now? I think there’s still time… anyway, what are our adult film stars doing for the war effort?