Archive for the ‘Halloween’ category

I was a teenage Werewolf. Sort of.

November 1, 2006

It’s not easy being a werewolf, when you really want to be an accountant.  If the bald bit seems a little odd, it may help to know that thi was filmed for the ‘bald is beautiful’ challenge on

Your sexy Halloween outfit

October 29, 2006

It’s that time of the year again.  Hemlines are, once again shorter, on the catwalks of your local cemetary.  Cleavage on corpses is in.  Sexy nurses, sexy catholic schoolgirls, sexy cardiologists. The list goes on, and the “sexy” gets more random. Sexy Steve Irwin, anyone?

But it’s a different scene in the suburbs…

At least, compared to living in San Francisco, as I shall explain…

George Bush addresses recent, tragic events

October 20, 2006

I interupt my usual rhetoric to bring you a special message from our Commander in Chief. Once again civil liberties are at risk…

A Halloween howler

October 13, 2006

It’s Halloween soon (according to the candy shelves of your local drug store…) which means it’s time to dust off some old “slutty outfits” jokes and slap on some spooky make-up…  and that never gets old.