Fight Swine Flu with Bacon Helmet!

Miss California’s Same Sex Controversy

WonderCon 2009 – the costumes, the autograph tables, the snark

A video report from this weekend’s WonderCon

Ledger LOST it – from the Oscars to the Island

Heath Ledger, Oscar winning LOST guest star…..

Top ten Oscars Twitter tweets

From yours truly….

Greenlit in Hollywood tonight: Slumdog Billion- and Gazillionaire… wrapping poverty/gameshow/alien invasion trilogy (ET in pt3)

Oscar to Winslet: “I may not be a shampoo bottle, but you can still….” (you can self assemble this one yourself, gentle reader…)

OK, so Oscar campaign over, can Mickey Rourke lose the funny mask…. oh… um…. nevermind.

Phillip Seymore Hoffman: “Does this hat make my head look fat?”

Ledger to Stiller: Never go full retard, if in doubt, go full corpse.

Screenwriters represented by typewriter font. Will R. Downey Jr. & Mickey R. get “lines o’ coke” font?

If this year’s “musical Oscars” flops, next year it’s “Oscars inspired by the films of Leni Riefenstahl and Russ Meyer.”

Oscar red carpet de-blinged to respect current economic climate. Less caviar being purged in limos on way to event, also.

Miley Cyrus sadly not pulling “misunderstood” black-face stunt.

Chimp Mauling Face Transplant Mused Upon

The latest news on the chimp-mauling incident is kind of disturbing…

Octo-Mom Investigated

I stop at nothing to get to rhe bottom of the Octo-Mom scandal

Bail out plan for sinners, and Angelina Jolie

That, more or less, is this….

Slash sold shoddy shack shocker

SLash out of Guns N’Roses in real-estate rocking nonsense…

Michael Phelps bong smoking bollocks

Another post that’s several days older than it needs to be…